Company Goals

Per our last meeting:

Our primary mission of processing film and getting the best possible results remains intact.

We are continuing with our company superduper-secret long term plan as follows:

Continue to buy a few shares of stock in the Hostess® parent company every month. Only a few shares can be purchased each time so that no one gets suspicious.
Within 767 years, we will be the majority stock holder.
Then, we will institute a new policy and we will have ALL Twinkies® snack cakes delivered to us.

Several members at the meeting pointed out that there may be major flaws in our plan, as follows:

We are not buying any shares in a dairy company, so we will still have to purchase milk.
Some of our staff have let their gym memberships expire (you know who you are).
No one has researched how many Twinkies® are made each day. However, any extra Twinkies® could be used in tests such as those done at the T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project

Send mail to info@rockymountainfilm.com with questions or comments.