Per our last meeting:
Our primary mission of processing film and getting the best possible results
We are continuing with our company superduper-secret long term plan as
- Continue to buy a few shares of stock in the Hostess® parent company every month. Only
a few shares can be purchased each time so that no one gets suspicious.
- Within 767 years, we will be the majority stock holder.
- Then, we will institute a new policy and we will have ALL Twinkies® snack
cakes delivered to us.
Several members at the meeting pointed out that there may be major flaws in
our plan, as follows:
- We are not buying any shares in a dairy company, so we will still have to
- Some of our staff have let their gym memberships expire (you know who you
- No one has
researched how many Twinkies® are made each day. However, any
extra Twinkies® could be used in tests such as those done at the T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S.